
Tuesday, 1 December 2015
Thursday, 26 November 2015
Monday, 23 November 2015
Friday, 14 August 2015
Adder
Don't have a whole lot to say about this one, except for that I like how it turned out :)
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Goose
I'm thinking about migrating the domain name for the blog over to my Tumblr account by the end of the year. I like how it's much more interactive and I've been spending more and more time over there. So I'll be embedding the tumblr posts here for a while to see how I like it and then possibly making the permanent move later on. So go and check out my Tumblr please and follow me over there to make sure you've got all your bases covered.
Tuesday, 14 July 2015
Sunday, 5 July 2015
Raven
Making good on my promise from last time to assign one of the bird signs to a man. I've gone with a portrait bust again so it can kind of act as the counterpiece for the 'Owl' illustration.
Sunday, 19 April 2015
Owl
Monday, 6 April 2015
Sunday, 1 March 2015
Crane
Sunday, 25 January 2015
Otter
Sunday, 25 August 2013
Nand
- Gemini (the two moons), his starsign
- 2013, the year of the snake in Chinese astrology
- his birth tree is the fig tree
- his birth stone is pearl/moonstone
- his spirit animal acording to native American astrology is the deer.
I like that it's fun and colourfull and the style's a bit different than what I usually do.
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Cancer
When I think of Cancer (the zodiac sign obviously) I think sunburn. Me and sunburn go waaay back, since I am blessed/cursed (still not sure, after 28 years) with very pale and above all extremely sensitive skin. So a heartfelt shout out to all my fellow summertime lobsters out there!
This one is sort of an elaborate version of a sketch I did over a year ago, you can see it HERE. Although Belgium has a beach, going there is currently not an option. Because another thing Belgium has is rotten weather. Nature is not without a sense of irony, after all. This summer has been particularly depressing so far with lots of rain and little sun. I do hope for my mental health's sake that it'll change around at some point. *crossing fingers*
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation. A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans.
Monday, 18 June 2012
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Friday, 20 April 2012
Taurus
Howdy! Taurus has always been one of the easier ones of the zodiac for me, I've had the idea in my head since I started the series. Taurus makes me think of bulls, obviously, and bulls make me think of catlle herding which brings us to ranchers and the whole wild wild west theme. I don't get that excited about cowboys (it's the spitting I think. Cowboys always seemed to do a lot of spitting in those old western movies. Personally, I like a man who can keep his saliva to himself). But cowGIRLS... Now, they're something else! They're totally badass, as proven by Elizabeth Taylor in 'Giant'.
I think I'm mostly in awe of how she could pull of wearing a cowboy hat and still look cute, while I look like a total idiot when attempting that same look (For Halloween or a dress-up party or something, I'm not strolling around the streets in cowgirl getup, just to be clear). I convinced myself it's because we only have knockoffs over here. I mean, the hats are an American phenomena and thus all such items that are sold outside of the US of A are just not the real deal. And that's why said hats refuse to sit on my head in a fashionable, or even acceptable, manner. Yeah.... That must be it... It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I'm not, to my dismay, Elizabeth Taylor...
Anyway, moving on! :D
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Friday, 23 March 2012
Aries
The year is just flying by it seems, it's already time for the next zodiac sign in the series. Aries, please step unto the podium! I thought a feisty pool-playing bonde bombshell would be apropriate to depict this headstrong fire sign. :)
And as before, here's another funny characterisation of all you Aries out there. If you're wondering, here 's where I'm getting those.
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Saturday, 18 February 2012
Pisces
It's time for the next Zodiac sign of the year: Pisces. And I got kind of lucky with this week's Illustration Friday prompt as well, seeing as "fluid" fits this perfectly! :)
I'm a lot happier with this one. I stylized a bit more, making for stronger shapes and a clearer overall picture. Maybe I'll redo Aquarius if I get to the end of the series. We'll see.
I'm not really into the whole astrology thing per se, so I looked for a bit of alternative info to put with this instead of the standard 'strengths and weaknesses' thing most horoscopes offer. Here's a fun little characterisation of the Pisces persona I found online (it's just for fun kids, obviously I'm not looking to offend ;))
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer. Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ass and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Aquarius
On of the artistic challenges I set myself for the new year is to make a series of pieces. I didn't have a particular topic in mind, I just thought it would be a fun excercise to make some seperate pieces that would work as a whole once put next to each other. It'll be more of a project, something to immerse myself a little deeper in.
So I decided to combine my love for a certain TV-show (bring on season 5 already! My patience is stretched to the limit ;)) and the star signs (maybe a somewhat obvious choice for a series but I didn't want to spend weeks just thinking about a topic) and create... *drumm roll* The Mad Men Zodiac.
I'm not sure I will keep this up and actually finish the set. My attention tends to drift, there's always something new and seemingly more interesting to jump to next. But I'm sure going to try. Further more, although I am pleased with this one as a stand alone piece, I'm not sure this is graphically where I want to go with his. Maybe I'd want to stylize the characters more, play some more with the graphic possibilities?
Anyway, first up (and my own sign) is Aquarius.